Streaking and Gargoyling
This entry was posted on 2/28/2009 5:45 PM and is filed under Random Thoughts.
It was 1974 and I was teaching at The Judge Advocate General's School, which is located on the grounds of the University of Virginia in Charlottesville. Students were no longer protesting the Vietnam War. For all practical purposes, it was over. So how were these students, many away from home for the first time, to expend their energy. The answer was streaking.
Streaking became quite popular on campuses across the nation. It didn't matter whether there was an athletic event or the outdoor meeting of the Ladies Horticultural Society, some young dude, naked as a jaybird, would go streaking through the event. One of our Basic Class Graduations was interrupted by a streaker (and it was indoors). No one seemed to get too upset.
The levity of the situation caused me to sit down and write the following letter to the editor of the Daily Progress newspaper. They published it under the title, "After Streaking, What?"
Dear Editor:
Rah, Rah, Raw for the streaking streakers of this wonderful country. No one should really complain. Youth has always had an overabundance of energy and it must be expended. So why not streak? Just keep in mind that three years ago, some were expending their energy making bombs and burning down ROTC buildings on campus. Bless their streaking streaks.
However, I am concerned about the longevity of streaking. While streaking is great for comfortable spring days, I fear that the heat of the summer will have a deterrent effect upon even the heartiest of streakers and that the sport will wane. In short, streaking will soon be out of season.
I submit that those of us who advocate harmless frolic are compelled to bring forth an acceptable substitute. After some careful thought, I believe that gargoyling is an acceptable substitute. This practice would consist of the student climbing up on the outside of a university building in the nude and assuming a position on the facade as a gargoyle. Our society has long accepted the appearance of weird looking gargoyles on buildings, so it would be inconsistent to object to gargoyling.
While university students have competed to see which could gather the largest group of streakers, gargoyling, too, can have its competitive aspects; for example, most gargoyles on campus, or the highest gargoyle on campus, or the weirdest looking gargoyle. The ultimate contest could be gargoyling for the longest period of time. Any student who could hold his pose for over four hours would definitely be a contender. By then, he would surely be subjected to fatigue, the campus police and those nasty birds.
While I realize that gargoyling, like streaking, suffers from the malady of being seasonal, those of us who are organizing the Society for the Encouragement of Harmless Frolics are already concerning ourselves with the selection of a winter sport.
Sincerely,
P. J. Rice
